Black Cobra - Bestial (2006)

This band is a 2-piece. Hold on, I have to clean up the puke that just bellowed out of my facehole because I remembered for the 80th time today that they're a 2-piece. I'm running out of bodily fluids to spew because of this. Yes, this band is a 2-piece, and yes they will demolish your dick/hamwallet so that it looks like a slice of momma's meatloaf. I recently had the pleasure of seeing them in a basement and I still haven't recovered. I took the advice of the Viagra commercial and called my doctor after having a boner for over 6 hours (I was pushing 4 days). Welp, it looks like Black Cobra is the reason why I have a faulty prostate.

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I'M PUUUKING

Agalloch - Pale Folklore (1999)

I cry every time I listen to Agalloch. Not only because Agalloch's music erupts with emotion like the geysercock of a man bound to solitude who stumbles upon a ready and willing partner, but because they are that fucking good. Agalloch is one of those bands that you play around someone and they're all "What is this, brah? It's like... weird and shit I guess" and then 15 minutes later they're like "Fuck I'm wearing corpsepaint and playing an acoustic guitar in the woods while beating a deerskull with a mallet for atmosphere." I fucking love Agalloch.

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This song's only lyrics are ejaculate in your eyes/nose/mouth/other orifices.